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- Name: Dan the Man aka Captain Heineken aka The Captain aka Dan Healey
- Age: The Captain has existed as long as man has known how to make alcohol.
- Height: Depends if we're talking about bottles or cans or on tap.
- Weight: As above. (Also, empty or full?)
- Known weaknesses: Women. 0.5% alcohol by volume Man.
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