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Might as well say police seek SlantyOD

24601 — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:21:47 +0000

Police seek 21 Dutch bicycles missing from Heineken House

Ah, the stories that somebody is hopefully making.

Dear colleague

24601 — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 06:38:18 +0000

I know that you value social media and connectedness but is twittering the birth of your child really appropriate? You’re unlikely to read this but its a fair question I think.

900 million gets me what?

Gan — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 07:21:04 +0000

Are the low flying helicopters really necessary for downtown olympic security?

Sandra Boynton says…

24601 — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:15:59 +0000

Sandra Boynton says that rhinoceroses snort and snuff. Well, so does our son, makes us not sleep enough.

Of course, I’m in a good enough mood to post and rhyme, so guess it can’t be that bad.

Ready for todays game?

SlantyOJ — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:09:52 +0000

I have tickets to the women’s Switzerland vs Russia game that was held on Monday, but I thought I was getting tickets to todays men’s game of Canada vs Russia, you think I could get tickets?

snow…

SlantyOz — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:35:57 +0000

sorry… busyin france skiing…

SlantyOz — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:04:14 +0000

Wanted – Olympic Podium

24601 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:57:08 +0000

Posted the following to Craigslist with a link to this post.

WTB Looking for one podium. Will be used for current Winter Olympics, so podium must be available prior to February 28th 2010. Buyer is a country with podium aspirations. Discretion is important. Willing to pay up to $120M in Canadian funds.

PS: If you’re here visiting from Craigslist, I’m a Canadian who wishes we were doing better. Maybe we made a mistake by proclaiming we were going to own the podium — chest-thumping about results seems un-Canadian. Canadian pride, however, is always in fashion.