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Police seek 21 Dutch bicycles missing from Heineken House

Ah, the stories that somebody is hopefully making.

I know that you value social media and connectedness but is twittering the birth of your child really appropriate? You’re unlikely to read this but its a fair question I think.

Sandra Boynton says that rhinoceroses snort and snuff. Well, so does our son, makes us not sleep enough.

Of course, I’m in a good enough mood to post and rhyme, so guess it can’t be that bad.

I have tickets to the women’s Switzerland vs Russia game that was held on Monday, but I thought I was getting tickets to todays men’s game of Canada vs Russia, you think I could get tickets?

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Posted the following to Craigslist with a link to this post.

WTB Looking for one podium. Will be used for current Winter Olympics, so podium must be available prior to February 28th 2010. Buyer is a country with podium aspirations. Discretion is important. Willing to pay up to $120M in Canadian funds.

PS: If you’re here visiting from Craigslist, I’m a Canadian who wishes we were doing better. Maybe we made a mistake by proclaiming we were going to own the podium — chest-thumping about results seems un-Canadian. Canadian pride, however, is always in fashion.