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Uh-oh! I’m out of beer! And its cold out! Whats up with that?

Update: More booze at Darbys (thank the buddha), ditto the cheap appies. Who knows what the Buddha was filled with this week? He was red.

Sung to Discs of Hazzard – to “The Gambler”

The discs they were flying,
The people they were sliding,
The rain was a-falling’
All the game through

Well they sure like eatin’ salads
And they’re quick at writing ballads
But if they played us any tighter
We’d be tasting poo.

Chorus:
You got to know when to stroke ‘em,
Know when to grope ‘em,
Know when to lick away,
Know when to cum

You never shave your anus,
(Even though it sounds heinous),
They’ll be time enough for shaving
When the salad’s done
(Repeat chorus)

Layouts on grasses
And long end-zone passes
You guys are slicker
Than KY on asses

Dildos in packages,
Tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things

When the disc flies
When the hand strikes
When I’m feeling sad

I simply bend over
And call you guys over
And then I don’t feel so bad…

06.05.2003 – Fastest turn-around for ulty songs ever

I blame the booze and cheap appys at Darby Dawes pub.

Sung to Killer Bees – to “Spiderman” (cartoon theme)

Killer Bees, Killer Bees,
Got us down, on our knees
Going down, on your cup
Till you fill, our mouths right up
Blowing the Killer Bees

In the heat of the night,
We won’t put up a fight
Strap us down, strap us tight
Shave our pubes, left to right
(Back to first verse)

Sung to Whosville’s Heros – to “Last train to Clarksville”

The last game to Clarksville
And we really sucked your teabag.
We took your dirty sanchez and stroked you all night long
Yeah, all night long
Yeah, all night long
Yeah, all night long
And I don’t know if I’ll ever shit again

Yeah our team is awaiting
More deep penetrating
We’ll do some more fellating
Just get it over with
Why won’t you come?
Why won’t you come?
I guess its cause I’ve got infected gums

Sung to Damaged Goods – to “Sweet Caroline”

Sweet Damaged Goods
(Bum bum bum)
You really played us hard
Tonight
Sweet Damaged Goods
(Bum bum bum)
Never seen a huck
So long
Sweet Damaged Goods
(Bum bum bum)
Would you like to see
My schlong/thong (guys/girls)
Sweet Damaged Goods
(Bum bum bum)
I really hope you like
Our song….
(Transitions into the haka)

Hey, we still haven’t come up with a new haka for the season.

Laughing Buddha
1 part lychee nectar
1 part vodka
Splash of blackberry cordial
Layout and enjoy!
Update: Played a nasty little game in the rain — actually, the game was fine, the field and the rain were rather nasty. I was so excited by Buddha this week and there was so little call for it. Better next week.

Played “Horror Flick” this week, and the cheer was coordinated by me, so by definition it was weak.

Chanted to “Horror Flick” (to the tune of the Lotto 6/49 commercial), done in canon

Flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick
Huck huck huck huck huck huck huck huck huck
Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
And this weeks winner is — Horror Flick

PS, if this doesn’t make it obvious, the sooner that John Hales and Pottymouth come back — the better.

Whats the Buddha filled with this week?
Tough to say, same as last week I guess. Two berry flavored Vodkas??
I’ve got a song due to me (we did at least one great one this week, a true classic, scribbled out on somebody’s bill).

Hi Folks,
I went to the beach last week to throw the disc around and I definitely need
some practice! So this Sunday, I suggest we lace up our cleats and meet at
the west side of the field of Douglas Park (between Laurel and Heather
streets, bounded by West 20th to West 22nd Avenues) at 11 a.m for an hour
and a bit to become reacquainted with all the muscles we didn’t use over the
winter.
If you owe money to John, you can bring it to practice. I can also pass on
any new rules and other things I might learn at the Captain’s meeting
tonight. In other administrative matters, Chris, Mel and Tate, can you
please forward this on to your friends who have elected to play with us, and
also pass their e-mails on to me? For those who may be new to the sport of
ultimate, there is a skills clinic at Winona (not too far from where we are)
this Sunday at 1 p.m. if you are interested.
See you Sunday (unless there are buckets of rain falling from the sky)
C.

Er… I think I lost a song or two in the last month of alcoholic haze. Anyway, the summer season is all wrapped up now, but it
looks like Buddha will ride again in the fall league.
Here’s some pictures from one of the latter games of the season.
And here’s the team awards:
The Extreme Layout Award: (for most aggressive and risk taking catcher): Aaron
The Best Barkeep or Cocktail Award: (for best caretaker of the Buddha): Gord
The Anthony Robbin’s Award: (for motivating the troops): Jill
The “No Fat Lady is Singing Tonight” Award: (for never say die attitude): Rick Milone
The Jurassic Award: for best (or most hilarious looking ) dino point player: Ian
The CIA Operative Award: For cunning, devious, strategies: Brent
Best popper (off the field): Tara
Best layout (off the field): Stephanie
Best flick (again, off the field): Nic
Shortest pull (on or off the field): Jody
Best shorts: Tate/Pri
Worst shorts. Tate/Pri
Best use of “cock” in a song: Kymm
MVC – most valuable captain: John
BLC – best lyrics featuring the word “cock”: Chris
Ferris Bueller: Sarah
Most Improved: Tammy
Most Laidback: Kelly

Remember, for all your Buddha needs: Buddha Call