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Ulty season has started and with it, perhaps some weekly compositions…

Noble Tossers
Flying saucers
We’re not here
To quote from Chaucer

Tie your bootstrings
Clip your goose wings
It’s not over
Til our group sings

Frisbee nation
Strict formation
Now prepare
For ullulation

Ooo looo looo looo looo…

Hello All,

I was doing some Ultimate surfing last night and stumbled across across a couple of bits of good reading - especially useful for those of us newer to the sport or those wanting to improve.

(1) Beginner’s Guide: I adapted this from a Web site into a Word document so you can read it offline. This is a great overview of strategy, fundamentals, and plays for both offence and defence. I particularly like the defensive “Clam” play - very appropriate given our preference for zone defence…

(2) Rules Companion: This is great reference for those of us who are too busy to read the minutia of the rules - it goes over (in plain language) the frequently-asked-questions that crop up in Ultimate all the time. Things like picks, fouls, marking, etc. are all covered in
easy-to-understand ways with real-world examples.

See you all at 6:00 on Thursday @ Musqueam.

Cheers,

KM

Sorry if I confused anyone by talking about the vul clinic as our practice on the 29th without affirming that we will indeed have a practice this week on Sunday May 16th as well.

**However, please note that this Sunday’s practice will be from 1-3pm.**

Same place though: Douglas Park @ Heather & 20th. We will be practicing man-on defense, stacking, marking, and cutting. I hope the time change works for everyone - I have a commitment from 10-12:30 that day so I’m being selfish… Please let me know if you will NOT be able to make it.

hugs ‘n’ kisses

Tammy

ps please register for the May 29th clinic on the vul website (special request from Jeff Malmgren, vul coordinator dude). thx.

Can you believe Thursday is almost here already?! We have two games again tomorrow night (Thurs. May 13th): Game 1 is against Sultans of Fling and starts at 6pm; Game 2 is against Grassy Asses and starts at 7:30pm. Both games to be played inside the Rugby Enclosure (formally known as ‘UBC R’) at UBC - runs along East Mall. Once again, please arrive no later than 5:55pm!

Our practice the last week of May will be held on the Saturday (May 29th) instead of Sunday the 30th. This is because our practice will be the VUL Spring Series Clinic BIG Finale from 12-4pm at Jericho Park East and West (across from the Youth Hostel). Players move through a range of stations, and get to work on all skills. All are welcome to stay for the VUL BBQ afterward.

later skaters!

Tammy

All rise for the first song of the season. If you know what I mean.

Sung to Beaver Fever - to “O Canada”

Oh Beaver Fever
The Disc is yours to catch
Run Jump and Dive
So we can see your Snatch

With growing cocks
We sense your box
It’s calling out for me
It’s so deep and wide
To come inside

I’ll bring a friend with me (bum bum bum)

God I’m so glad
You have no disease

O Beaver Fever
We blow our load in thee
O Beaver Fever
We blow our load in thee

Sung to Buddha Call to the tune of California Dreaming

All the Beaves are brown
and the pubes are gery
We went for a tug
in English Bay
We’re so moist and warm
from your foreplay
What a Yummy Creaming
Buddhas a great lay!

Got up on perch
and We spread our legs
You got down on your knees
and began to play
Please rub us till we’re raw
you know we’re gonna spray
What a yummy creaming
Buddhas a great Lay!

HAKA : This is important. There will be a test.

BUDDha Buddha Buddha Buddha -rt sumo knee slap
BUDDha Buddha Buddha Buddha -lft sumo knee slap

RUB my BELLy -right hand belly rub
SIX pack of JELLy - “
RUNNing down the FIELD -left fist up as if running
my SHIRT be SMELLy. -right fist up then nose to pit

ON a MISSion -hands down & back
NOT just WISHin’ -hands in prayer position
WE play HARD -forward hop
in EV’ry poSITion. -right butt slap

IF you THRILL, -pelvic thrust
JACK or JILL, -RH grab imaginary Jack’s crotch, LH grab imaginary Jill’s boob
WE’LL call YOU -right hand point ahead
to TASTE our SWILL. -left hand take a swig

AIN’T no MUGGing -throttle imaginary victim
HIRED goon THUGGing -knee imaginary victim in face
JUST Buddha CALL -two handed belly rub
CHUG-a-lug-LUGGing! - “

CHUG … a-LUG … -I punch air … you punch air
CHUG … a-LUG … - “
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG … -I punch, punch, punch air
chug-a-LUG! -we all punch air!

(If you are looking for team photos, try here.)

In cleaning up my bottomless inbox, I have discovered a nugget of Buddha lewdity

Sung to Tossers - to “Blister in the Sun”

When I’m-a-tossin’, I start to huck
Then I’m so stressed out
The disc is high, and I might miss,
So I start to check you out

Let me hop on…
Tosser on my bum…
Let me hop on on on…
Hang on, I’m gonna cum!

The field was hard, the guys were too,
The women had no bras.
We stripped down, you saw our stuff
And opened up your jaws

Let me go down
Toss it in your mouth
let me go down…
I like it way down south

Um, looks like I’ve neglected to update the site for a bit. In a (no doubt futile) attempt to make up for it, why don’t you take a gander at these team photos. (If you have any more, please submit them to
me…)

Annual Buddha Call awards are coming up! And these are the categories this year….

• Most Quirky (But, Budhha Call loves you and we wouldn’t be the same without).
• Most memorable play.
• Sexiest legs.
• Most tardy.
• Most punctual.
• Lyrical gangster.
• Most improved.
• Most often injured.
• Most car accidents that have caused a person to miss a game.
• Top beer drinker.
• Top Female Player.
• Top Male Player.
• Best Flick.
• Best Layout.
• Top spirited player.
• Top newcomer.