Posted the following to Craigslist with a link to this post.

WTB Looking for one podium. Will be used for current Winter Olympics, so podium must be available prior to February 28th 2010. Buyer is a country with podium aspirations. Discretion is important. Willing to pay up to $120M in Canadian funds.

PS: If you’re here visiting from Craigslist, I’m a Canadian who wishes we were doing better. Maybe we made a mistake by proclaiming we were going to own the podium — chest-thumping about results seems un-Canadian. Canadian pride, however, is always in fashion.