Ernie from LYD isn’t posting that much these days. But he can still be profound, say, when he’s pondering the passage of time.

Today is my 32nd birthday. If the human race only had two fingers, we would live in a fantastic world based on binary and I would be 100,000 years old today.

Thankfully, humans have ten fingers on each hand, thus making my birthday completely insignificant. (That said, I’m not too crushed; it would be really difficult to hold a fork to eat your birthday cake if you only had a finger on each hand.)

That’s awesome.

Oh, and hey, do we remember Duct Tape Man? (Well, I know there’s a couple photos of him somewhere…) Maybe he should have gotten together with Duct Tape Girl (N precisely SFW)

For those hockey fans out there, you know that some NHL teams seem intent on jazzing up their image to compete with other major sports.  The Canucks have their puck bunnies (and rabbits) to clean the ice — but Vancouver is still a bit of a purist sort of city, so I mean, the real attraction is still the hockey.  Not so in Atlanta, where I imagine that hockey is a third rate sport at best.  They’ve got “the Blue Crew“, and I’m sure the double entendre is intended.  I’ve got to wonder what goes through the mind of those ladies — I mean, do you think they grew up with skating?  In that?

More random thoughts if the poor things don’t die of starvation.