Four years ago, I woke up in a ditch soiled with my own post-election disgust-induced vomit, stumbled to my keyboard, and pounded out a diatribe that can be summarized as “death to America.” Today, I just watched a 30-minute, $4 million dollar prime time ad by Obama that was partly put on the air because he’s running out of ways to spend all his money. On about every other commercial break on every station I’m watching, there’s an Obama ad that runs. I can’t remember the last time I saw a McCain ad. And I live in New York! Obama’s leading here by about 34 points.

It’s crazy time. Trina thinks it’s a jinx to say it out loud, but Obama’s going to win the election. The only questions are by how much, and whether the Dems will get a filibuster-proof 60-seat majority in the Senate. Here’s my electoral map prediction, which I think lowballs Obama’s numbers:

Gosh, I’m drunk just thinking about how drunk I’m going to be on election night.