I’ve seen this list this of worst high school similes…

With classics like: “John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met”

Now, thanks to a local publication, I’ve seen one like a blind man feeling a page of braile.

“Larger than any dinosaur, this mature, female mammal is roughly the length of two back-to-back 12-metre school buses.” Or ahh… 24 meters?