Confessions of a new parent
Things I’ve already had happen:
- golden shower (sure, I’ve heard that little boys react badly to diaper changes while its cold, but I didn’t think….)
- laughed at by the wife for the golden shower
- laughed at wife when she received her comeuppance (same golden shower) three changes later
- holding the kid and feeling a warm wet spot on the stomach. “uh oh”…
- kid spasming while held, soundly landing on my lap, causing understandable concern for mom
- Slept thru the kid waking mom at night. Seems my selective deafness is better than I thought.
Lots of other things I’m sure, but thats the highlights.
Unrelated word to the wise – don’t bother watching Fantastic Four – Rise of the Silver Surfer
10 comments Tuesday 23 Oct 2007 | 24601 | SlantyNet - General
Heh…yeah, my parents had all sorts of stories of me showering anybody who’d come within range during diaper changes–then apparently I’d laugh maniacally. I only wish I could remember. Good times.
HA HA HA HA…. oh man…. nothing like a good pee joke early in the morning to bring a smile to my face.
what’s the kid’s maximum range with that thing? can you change a diaper with a long stick?
Pee Pee Tee Pee… I thought when Kim was given one it was a joke, but it sounds like you could do with one!!
Well, it could be worse. Markus shat all over the carpet and tried to eat it the other night.
Wow. I’ve actually been speechless for about 10 seconds thinking on that one, Bard…I mean, I’ve seen a lot of crazy stuff, and..wow. Let’s just say I’m glad I didn’t see that…
Sometimes when you’re holding the kid you can blame your farts on the baby.. I hope that’s not what was going on in Bards case …
Yeah, I went out for dinner with a friend and came home to find shat all over the carpet, Mikko perched up on the ottoman making vaccumm sounds and Slantybard on his hands and knees with the wet vac cleaning up the shat. Lesson learned: do not leave a baby without a diaper and leave the room, even for a moment!
OMG
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OMG!!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Oh man… now onto poop jokes..
Fuck I almost peed myself when I read about Markus trying to eat poop.
Ciao
Wolf
HA HA HA HA
Poop.
Still kills me.