Screw you Hippie!
We’re leaving this place, we’re going to go… um… become hippies?
Yes the rumours are true, we’re sailing our way to the Sunshine coast. In a little hamlet called Roberts Creek, we’ll live in a shack on an (orange) hill by the ocean, fending off the wildlife and living off the land…
9 comments Monday 23 Apr 2007 | SlantyK | SlantyNet - General
Holy cow, thats huge news! What a year for you guys!
Summertime Party Cabin!
Sweet-sweetass!!! Congrats! Looks like a great place, has a hot tub, lots of room for croquee….but the hippies? What about the hippies!?! Ahhh…wait, I see the big fence, should be all good.
I’ve been watching a lot of zombie movies to learn how to deal with them. The fence is a good start but I think I need to increase my collection of baseball bats. Of course I don’t think hippies are as smart as zombies…
Or as fast…
If you’re a bad neighbor, maybe they’ll shun you and pelt you with pot. A win-win situation.
If hippies act like zombies then I’m you’re go-to man for information on how to deal with them. I’ve been killing zombies for over 3 years now…
Bats; good; never run out of juice.
Chainsaws; better; quick and has that satisfying rumble in your hands.
Shotgun; best; light & manuverable, and you can stuff it down a zombie’s mouth before yelling “Say hello to my BOOM-STICK!”. I never get tired of that.
One word I have for you about your fence; Electrify.
dude… that’s sweet. what are you doing for work out there? grow marijuana?
you should totally take that house off the grid.
is the sunshine coast actually sunny?
fuck yeah, grow op.
Then when you get busted Dan and I can come in and pick the place up cheap.
Don’t worry, we won’t rat you out.
Well, I won’t at least.
Ciao
Wolf