February 2007

Look out Vancouver.

Here today, home tomorrow. Discuss.

Don’t worry it’s safe for work.

Hot Swedish Twins!

Striving for average

I did my first half marathon this weekend! It took me one hour forty nine minutes and twenty seconds. It's apparently a decent time for a first timer, but looking at it, I've just come to some conclusions.
 
I came in 50/82 in my age category.
I came 435/882 for my gender.
I came in 632/2009 overall.
 
Basically, what it comes to is I haven't achieved average in my age category. I shall have to strive to fulfill my true average potential in the Vancouver Half.

Somebody had to do it…

Here’s what it might have looked like if Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” actually was ironic.

The great pit bull amnesty of 2007

There’s a pit bull amnesty going on right now in Northern Ireland (when pit bulls are outlawed, only criminals will have pit bulls!) They’re a very popular breed of dog here; having a butch dog can make a man look more like a man I guess. Or maybe it’s a cross-community thing, everyone seems to have them.

Pit bull lovers claim they’re actually a very docile breed, which could very well be true, but up here there seems to be a pattern of throwing them in a pit to kill each other, which probably makes them a bit touchy. At least I know Mad Max wasn’t too keen on the practise. Anyway, I only bring this up because yesterday I spotted at least 4 of them on the 5 minute drive from our house to my sister in law’s house. Maybe they were all going to the police station!

Captain Planet Saves Belfast!


Honestly, I’m not really sure what’s going on here, but I’ve been here long enough to know those accents are incredibly bad.

In other news, less than two weeks til I’m home.

Respect..

On a tip from Tom, I dug this up:

Ali G interviews Posh and Becks

The only problem with it is, after seeing Borat, I was worried about unneeded male nudity. Luckily there isn’t any..

Okay, I’m a lame blogger. I admit that, not that I…

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