This from my better half…
Alright I know this is stupid cos I’m in Australia and most of you guys are in Canada but it’s an issue of people power. You all have to vote for GirlGuiding UK. The principle of the matter is Scouts can’t win. Scouts suck and Guides rule. As a member of the World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts I have to recruit as many people as possible to put GirlGuiding UK at the top of the list of charities which should receive the proceeds of the book “How to Give to Charities�. Yes I know I should be supporting Guides Australia and I do in every way I possibly can but as a volunteer to this great worldwide organisation I HAVE TO BEAT THE SCOUTS! It’s quite simple, nothing personal, it’s just that while the challenge is there I must do all that I can to help. Last time I looked Scouts and Guides were equal! Earlier today we were 1% behind. You can help make a difference. I know this sounds like spam and technically it probably is but you know what- I don’t care. They can’t win. It’s too close and we’re just so much better. Guides and Girl Scouts don’t have a history of molestation for a start…
I’d like to think that all of the people I’ve contacted today have made a difference and it seems to have worked but I have inside information that a scout leader somewhere in Australia is secretly on a Guide leader’s email group and he knows, he knows and he’s going to do everything he can to undo all my hard work. Don’t even think about the other charities on the list they don’t have a chance. Visit www.howtogivetocharity.org and vote for GirlGuiding UK.
[please, make my life easy, vote for the Guides... please!! - SlantyOz]
9 comments Tuesday 13 Jun 2006 | SlantyOz | SlantyNet - General
You are crazy.
I love it!
P.S. I was incredibly tempted to vote for ‘Send a Cow’…don’t know what it is, but it took every fibre of my soul to not vote for it
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Moo!!!
Nah, seriously, if Slanty says it, I do it…
I voted twice, because here in America we are just that corrupt.
One question though, do UK Girl Scouts sell Girl Scout Biscuts instead of Girl Scout Cookies?
Slanty speak. You listen.
Girlguiding UK it is.
In the UK and Australia (and most countries other than North America and Canada) we’re Girl Guides not Girl Scouts http://www.wagggsworld.org/en/home and yes, we sell cookies. Why, ya wanna buy some?
Nah, I have plenty of cookies. I love Girl Scout Mint Cookies.
As far as I know it’s Guides in Canada as well..
Woops- Guides Canada. It’s just American Girl Scouts then.
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