We’ve (Australia) just had the hottest year on record. I’m always sceptical of these “on record” records but hey, we averaged 22.89°C over the year. It was also the hottest December on record, and last friday was the hottest day in Melbourne (again, on record) a nice mild 42.9°C (that’s 109.2F for those of you who aren’t up with the rest of the world).

In other news, you Canadians have to learn not to play with guns while on the dunny
and
Woman marries dolphin. Whatever.