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“Double rum and coke, sir? Its included”

I’d like to say that those were the happiest words I’d ever heard in my life — but given the conditions, they were actually a necessary solace.
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Morning.

Compared to yesterday, this is a cinch. Of course, as a certified moron, I’m not making it easy on myself — I did stay up past midnight, watching “Alien vs Predator”. I highly recommend avoiding the movie, ranking it below classics such as “Tomb Raider”. Less plausible storyline (!), and less Angelina Jolie
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The next line will include a small room for performing strip searches, and anatomically correct lego figurines so you can hide the herion!

In the morning, the wisdom of drinking tequila and Coke became apparent. Specifically — when one is drinking tequila and Coke, its very very easy to switch to straight Coke without any pressure to drink more.

No hangover.
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Nothing scheduled until the afternoon, so much of the day was free — freedom to wander the white sands of the beach, freedom to do nothing. Walking was a challenge — too hot and too humid to get far, so I inevitably ended up in the water.
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My login still works for slanty, thats just wild! Makes me wonder if i should put forth the effort and fix discopope’s scripts.

I have finally made it to XP… and it still locks up…

but the start button is now green… oooooOOoooOh…

i miss joo 24601… *sniff sniff*

There are times and places when you don’t want to discover that you don’t have a valid passport. Two days before flying to a conference for work is one of them. Fortunately, in theory, Canadians don’t NEED a valid passport to get into the United States — (but I’m sure if we pawn off another Celine Dion on them, the rules will get tightened up) — a passport just makes things easier. Continue Reading »

I wonder if they’ll come up with some new unit of air miles (air light-years?) if this guy reaches his goal of 1-meeelion air miles. He basicly spends his entire day flying between Vancouver – Victoria – Nanimo… and his nights on a red eye.. if only 2D had known about this scam when he wasn’t working… might be time to quit your job Dan =)