Whoa!
Holy s*** and shinola!
URGENT – WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW ORLEANS LA
413 PM CDT SUN AUG 28 2005
EXTREMELY DANGEROUS HURRICANE KATRINA CONTINUES TO APPROACH THE
MISSISSIPPI RIVER DELTA
DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED
MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS…PERHAPS LONGER. AT
LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL
FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL…LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY
DAMAGED OR DESTROYED.
THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL.
PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD
FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE
BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE…INCLUDING SOME
WALL AND ROOF FAILURE.
HIGH RISE OFFICE AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY…A
FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL WINDOWS WILL BLOW OUT.
AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD…AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH
AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY
VEHICLES AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE
ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS…PETS…AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE
WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK.
POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS…AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN
AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING
INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.
THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY
THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING…BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW
CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE
KILLED.
AN INLAND HURRICANE WIND WATCH IS ISSUED WHEN SUSTAINED WINDS NEAR
HURRICANE FORCE…OR FREQUENT GUSTS AT OR ABOVE HURRICANE FORCE…ARE
POSSIBLE WITHIN THE NEXT 24 TO 36 HOURS.
13 comments Sunday 28 Aug 2005 | SlantyOD | SlantyNet - General
I sense a road trip for Dan to go fix some machines in the near future.
With a warning like this there are still idiots that are out in the streets.
Fox News has one of its anchors reporting live from Bourbon Street. I wonder who he pissed off to draw that assignment?
I wonder when they rebuild if they will caller it Newer Orleans?
Start the Futurama trend off early. “New New Orleans”
Orleans III, the Orleansening.
they told me i was DAFT to build a city on a swamp, but i built it all the same, just to show ‘em!
so i’m reading my copy of the Metro (a blatant Global Media grab for my 20-30something attention but don’t get me started on that) and it came to my attention that Anderson Cooper of CNN (Crappy News Network, but don’t get me started on that) is once again out there in a hurricane providing death defying coverage; this year it’s Katrina.
i mean .. you gotta either love doing that, or piss off someone higher up at the network to draw that assignment.
Sad thing is that it is actually
worse. I mean what do you say after: “Oh My F&*king GOD, The SKY IS FALLING! Your cows are going to be FLYING THROUGH THE AIR! FLEE THE CITY!” but you forget to mention that it will also be flooded with 20 feet of sea water as well?
You know, and I mean KNOW, that some one is going to sue the weather service.
Flickr User Pics here.
Totally unrelated mountain bike video here.
Wow, apparently they did tell him he was daft to build a city there. But he did it all the same.
I think they should rename the city to Venice…. only seems fitting.
something a little cheesier .. Venice of America maybe?
Did anyone else read this article on Salon, about how the Bush administration repeatedly cut funding for programs and silenced reports that dealt specifically with the likelyhood of this disaster, and how it could be mitigated? Makes his recent comments about his committment to rebuilding seem even more repugnant than usual.
http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/0,1518,372455,00.html