I was touched by His Noodly Appendage
This might start me going to church again. Especially if I get Friday’s off as a religious holiday. I think they’re on to something with their talk of the correlation between pirates and global warming…
WWFSMD?
5 comments Wednesday 24 Aug 2005 | SlantyOD | SlantyNet - General
Damn.. try #2:
Blah, I give up…
You shouldnt give up… you should try one more time!
Bobby,
Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation from our Almighty
Flying Spaghetti Monster. I have the privilege of informing you that
it is His will that I become His Bride, in order that the Savior of
mankind (who is to be called Macaroni) may be born on this earth. The
FSM has revealed to me that your body is to be the vehicle by which
his holy seed shall be transmitted in earthly form.
To that end, I have reserved a room for us at the Best Western Airport
Inn, Boise, Idaho, for the evening of [removed]. I will be
the woman wearing the WWFSMD t-shirt and eye patch.
I look forward to meeting you and fulfilling the will of our noodly master.
Julie
Boise, Idaho