Apparently, in a nod to our primal roots, we humans enjoy relocating from our comfortable rows of homes to less comfortable rows of campsites. There we practice our survival skills, by making fire (with a blowtorch), roughing it (by sleeping on air mattresses inflated by battery powered fan) and by cooking MEAT (on the George Foreman grill, personally endorsed by George).

Ah well, at least we smelled of smoke and fed the mosquitos.