The jackass position has been filled
Ok, so we have a little party action to get the summer started.
Here is the deal:
Chicken. And I mean lots of it.
Beer. Only two kegs, but I am hoping the serious alcoholics will bring supplements to get them to the wee hours.
Possibly a fundraiser shooter bar. My guess is that you have to pay for the shooters.
When: Sat May 28th anytime between 2:00pm and 11:00pm.
Where: 3460 west 14th
Why: You NEED a reason?
Notes:
If you want anything else besides beer and chicken you had better bring it yourself.
Invite your friends. But no Jackasses. The jackass position has been filled by me. “There can be only one.”
Don’t expect me to travel more then 8 feet from the BBQ to say hi.
Girls/Women: Greg, my roomate, is very cute, but has no friend as he recently moved her from T.O. I call on you to search him out and give him a nice big kiss when you show up. But don’t tell him why 
Anyhow, that is the story. Hope to see you all there.
Ciao
Wolf
P.S. - I don’t have every one’s email/phone #, so if I have missed emailing/calling anyone, please let them know.
Tuesday 24 May 2005 | Wolf | SlantyNet - Events
Oh yeah, and don’t tell Gord, but it is also his birthday party. We just disguised it as an all out kegger.
Wish we could be there. It was a ton of fun last year! Have a beer (and a piece of chicken) for me. Slantywife (using Bard’s ID).
Damn! Is Mohito Girl gonna come out again? As my wifie said, wish we could be there. We won’t be back from the North until June 24th.
Mohito girl will definately be there. But she is possibly going to be making an appearance as the rum and coke girl this time around. She complained that it was too hard to make all those Mohitos last time. She wants something more basic so that it doesn’t cut into her drinking time as much
If she was complaining about the “small” amount of drinking time she had last time you should get her bro to bring a work stretcher to get her home after passing out with the “increased” drinking time. heh ehh. jk ;p
Wait, somebody fill me in. Do I know Mohito girl?
SlantyBJ’s sister.
I feel dirty just saying that.
Jesus, it is now 2:12 am and people are still going strong. But none of the Slanty crew is left. You pussies. We have all this beer left to drink.
Oh sure, you may feel proud of yourselves for drinking two fricken kegs, but there is still beer left. The job is not done. Man I can type fast. Hmmm, stream of something typing.
Ok, back to finish the job on damaging my brain.
Man, I have to stay off the internet when I am drunk.
“Dude, did you drink and dial?”
It was close man. Very close.
I had a blast and had the pleasure of giving two fine young ladies a ride home… but somehow Dan got to be a person getting a ride home as well. Suffice to say, since he was the furthest person on the route and forced my hand to be dropped off last… dude you are a terrible wing man!
Speaking of driving Dan home, atleast the night was salvaged by getting back a tupper wear container I left at his house two years ago - so all was not totally lost.
You bastard. Stealing our tupper wear. You lost claim to that after a year.