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If I was directing Orson Welles I probably would have had my english teacher check my work first.

Hmm
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescuers found the man drunk and staggering four days after his car was buried.

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The Supreme Court says it is OK to masturbate. Wow, I mean, come on, charge a guy for masturbating in the privacy of his own home. Shit, talk about so 1950’s.

But this little guy has balls:

http://www.drunkendelight.com/monkeyvstiger.htm

(not linking directly because it is a movie).

Oh, and usually with me, anything that has the word monkeys and balls in it isn’t safe for work. This is safe for work.

Ciao
Wolf

From the some of the most beutiful cats in the world, I present the blooper reel.

I don’t know why, but I was laughing out loud when I looked at these.

A Ukranian man hasn’t been able to sleep for 20 years. That’s right, 20 years.

Seriously, why is this guy an insurance broker? With all the time he has on his hands, he could hold multiple PhD’s AND know more languages than I have fingers.

What am I wearing today?
I’m feeling a little subversive, so I’m wearing this t-shirt at work.

For those Slanty-ites that don’t live in Vancouver, now is not a great time to move here. We’ve just recovered from two weeks of cold weather (snow almost never stays on the ground in Vancouver, nevermind for two weeks), and now we’re being hit by not only the run-off, but record levels of rainfall. No joke. Some roads and bridges have been closed, potholes are appearing everywhere (nasty ones, at that), and two houses have literally slid off a cliff in North Vancouver, probably resulting in a fatality or two.

On the home front, Blondie and I have been dealing with a little basement flood. It’s always a little troubling getting called at work with the message “there’s standing water in the basement”, but I suppose its better than discovering that after a long day at work. So, we’re recovering, we’re hanging on to the rental wet vacuum just in case. We think we’ve positively identified the source, but regardless of our two possible sources, insurance covers us. Thank goodness.

So the next few weeks will be a world of boxes and drywall and paint. If I approach you with a slightly dazed “I need to escape from my life” look in my eyes, treat me nicely and don’t send me home immediately.