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I consider myself a healthy hypocrite. Three ways should be two women and me, no other guys involved. In other words I believe that it is ok for me to encourage women to explore homosexual activities. But yet I wouldn’t even consider any man on man action for myself.

I consider the current president of the US to be some what of an unhealthy hypocrite:
Luis Posada

I have heard of this guy before. You should look him up as he has an interesting story (in a Tom Clancy sort of way). But if you don’t have time, here is a summary: US sanctioned Terrorist.

Ok sure, this guy started a before the monkies time under a much meaner CIA. But you don’t harbor the guy while calling on an all out world word on terrorism. That is some bad hypocrisy jack.

I swear that monkey gets me so fired up some times.

I miss the days of slick Willy. The days of cigars and soiled dresses. (cue memories music) When we would look at the religious right and laugh at them for being the dinosaurs they are (not the freakish political force they have become). And the boobies, why are they hiding the boobies?

(cut memories music, cue rage agains the machine)

Once upon a time, a Slanty drunkard shook his fist in the air and said to a four-liter jug of wine… “You have defeated me! I cannot finish you!!!” Looking to the slack-jawed gawkers, he said “And I would have done it too, if it hadn’t been for the bottle of champagne”.

Well, bottle of champagne or no, he wouldn’t have done anything except maybe drowned in this bottle of wine.

Since SlantyBard beat us to the punch…

Lonnie and Kate are hosting a dinner party featuring some big phat salmon picked up in Gibsons. Seeing as they are currently our guests, the venue will be our house. Arrive six-ish, dinner will be served probably around 7 or 7:30PM.

We may make some requests with regards to bringing some food, please check back for more updates, otherwise maybe just a little wine and/or cheese?

It’s an open invite, please RSVP in comments or other method so we know how many people to expect. As a warning, we’re thinking we might be seeing quite a few people, so it won’t necessarily be the finest in sit down dining, it’ll Slanty-communal eating. And drinking. And, last but not least, dish washing.

You’ve been warned, RSVP away.

We are doing dinner at our place on Saturday. Menu is pretty simple: Pizza!!!

We will supply pizza dough, sauce and cheese. We need to divvy up the other ingredients. Everyone who comes will be required to bring an ingredient that will go on their section plus some extra in case some others want to use the ingredient. This way we get lotsa toppings for everyone.

Because we are doing a commune style dinner, we need to know before hand (ie by Friday afternoon) who is all coming over to our place so we can get enough base ingredients and so we can send out an email to all those coming about how much of their special ingredient they need to bring. All are welcome. Oh, it’s BYO-ethanol as well.

PS. If you bring beer and put it in our fridge, check to make sure it is yours otherwise you might end up drinking SlantyWife’s non-alcholic brew that she shotguns down.

As a random few people may know, there is a small tradition that abounds about revealing marriage proposals by posting it on Slanty.net.

Some other random few people may have known that myself and my lovely girlfriend Jen flew down to Las Vegas last weekend.

Now many people may know that weddings do take place in Vegas, and that there are many Elvis type chapels down in Sin City. Of those same many peoples, some would even know that I do have an affinity for that man that wears those blue suede shoes.

As it happened to be, Jen and I did walk to such an Elvis wedding place in one of the hotels that we spent some time in.

It was fancy, it was nice, it was full of Elvis luv.

But we had a show to see, so we continued on our merry way.

BUT YET, THAT VERY SAME WEEKEND, FATE SHOULD STRIKE!!! The Gawds rent the heavens from the earth! The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! Oceans pounded stones into sand! Comets careened around the galaxy! ….and somewhere, a bird had a bite of apple pie.

Well, I’m not so sure about the apple pie bit, but I am sure about my congratulations that I’m sending out to Matt and Kylie. Seems they went and got engaged last Saturday while spending a weekend up at Harrison Hot Springs. There are a few engagment
photos to be seen, so go takes a look see.

Miss…er, is it Mrs….or Ms…Madam? Whichever. M. White asked me to share this with you folks, as her finger is now too weighted down with a ring to type anything these days. So I do, and now you knows what I knows.

Again, congratulations to the both of you!

“There’s a party goin’ on right here,
A celebration to last throughout the years.
So bring your good times, and your laughter too,
We gonna celebrate your party with you!”

I totally forgot about the Lions game.. apparently some Roughrider fans didn’t… but I don’t think I’d forget about a Michigan State game.

1. AMD Athlon Processor 900+
2. 256 MB PC 133 Ram
3. Asus 7100NT GeForce 2MX video card
4. Yamaha CRW 2100 Internal CD-Rewriter (16x write, 40x read)

Conditions:
I am not shipping this shit anywhere for anyone. Ya gotta get it direct from me and has to be picked up soon since I go away to San Diego next week and then am off to Portland after that.

Send me an email or call me or leave a mssg in the comments section.

Well, this guy just a little bit crazy. He has over 900,000 songs downloaded onto terabytes of disk storage in an attempt to “back-up” every song out there. He claims that it is to save civilization from the “when the world goes up in flames in this jihad against all things Western” and says we are in “World War 3″ right now. The original interview has been /. already but there is a cache in the /. comments here

I wonder if he voted for Bush…