Okay, I’m a guy, and I still don’t see the point in this. If men are actually stupid enough to spend cash to impress a _virtual girlfriend_, they deserve to be broke and alone. Sheesh.

In other news… I always thought that SUVs were unsafe, impractical and environmentally toxic. It turns out they’re also illegal. I love the fact that the same obscene regulation that makes them a tax write-off also guarantees that they qualify for prosecution. Nice.