All rise for the first song of the season. If you know what I mean.

Sung to Beaver Fever – to “O Canada”

Oh Beaver Fever
The Disc is yours to catch
Run Jump and Dive
So we can see your Snatch

With growing cocks
We sense your box
It’s calling out for me
It’s so deep and wide
To come inside

I’ll bring a friend with me (bum bum bum)

God I’m so glad
You have no disease

O Beaver Fever
We blow our load in thee
O Beaver Fever
We blow our load in thee

Sung to Buddha Call to the tune of California Dreaming


All the Beaves are brown
and the pubes are gery
We went for a tug
in English Bay
We’re so moist and warm
from your foreplay
What a Yummy Creaming
Buddhas a great lay!

Got up on perch
and We spread our legs
You got down on your knees
and began to play
Please rub us till we’re raw
you know we’re gonna spray
What a yummy creaming
Buddhas a great Lay!