April 2004

In case you don’t read the funnies every morning

This was pretty momentous stuff for me to read over breakfast.

Doonesbury’s BD is seen without his helmet in todays comic strip. And that’s not all he’s seen without. Check it out.

Here’a the MeFi discussion.

I demand 2.6 planets as my right as a Canadian!

Stolen direct from Enigmous, here’s an ecological footprint quiz. Basically you enter in details, and it tells you how much land it takes to support you (hint: you require a lot more land than you probably should). I personally require about 4.7 global hectares, which is better than the average Canadian who rocks in at about 8.8. Translated that means if everybody on the planet were like me we’d need 2.6 planets to survive. In order to get myself down to 1 planet I’d have to become a vegan, walk to work every day, and not go on any vacations by plane. Not likely, but it makes you think anyway…

Is this all there is?

Dale says:how’s life in vancouver, post-canucks?
24601 (I am Jack’s latent depression) says:
24601 (I am Jack’s latent depression) says:
Theologians are wandering the streets, trying to assure people there is a God
24601 (I am Jack’s latent depression) says:
And explain why he lets bad things happen to good people.
24601 (I am Jack’s latent depression) says:
The crisis line has recruited extra volunteers.
24601 (I am Jack’s latent depression) says:
The police are on high alert.
24601 (I am Jack’s latent depression) says:
All Calgarians have left town.
Dale says:canucks fans should be used to it by now
Dale says:34 years of losing!
Dale says:34 proud years

Time: End of overtime

Go Canucks Go!

Update, end of 3rd period: This is, perhaps, a little closer that I like to see my Canucks games.

Go Canucks Go!

Overtime: Now I die the death of a thousand knives, I die Horatio, I die. :-(

Thank you for the season.

Have they no shame??

Ok, so does Hollywood have no shame? They take what appears to be an incredibly sad story of a man who’s lived in Charles De Gaulle airport for 15 years and they turn it into a romantic comedy. Yeah, haha, real funny. Laugh it up chuckles, it might not be so funny if you’d been sleeping on a bench for 15 years and didn’t have the wherewithal to leave.

Our Haka

HAKA : This is important. There will be a test. ;-)

BUDDha Buddha Buddha Buddha -rt sumo knee slap
BUDDha Buddha Buddha Buddha -lft sumo knee slap

RUB my BELLy -right hand belly rub
SIX pack of JELLy - “
RUNNing down the FIELD -left fist up as if running
my SHIRT be SMELLy. -right fist up then nose to pit

ON a MISSion -hands down & back
NOT just WISHin’ -hands in prayer position
WE play HARD -forward hop
in EV’ry poSITion. -right butt slap

IF you THRILL, -pelvic thrust
JACK or JILL, -RH grab imaginary Jack’s crotch, LH grab imaginary Jill’s boob
WE’LL call YOU -right hand point ahead
to TASTE our SWILL. -left hand take a swig

AIN’T no MUGGing -throttle imaginary victim
HIRED goon THUGGing -knee imaginary victim in face
JUST Buddha CALL -two handed belly rub
CHUG-a-lug-LUGGing! - “

CHUG … a-LUG … -I punch air … you punch air
CHUG … a-LUG … - “
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG … -I punch, punch, punch air
chug-a-LUG! -we all punch air!

Attack of the Tulips…

Nothing but Tulips as far as the eye can see…Skajit Valley Tulip Fest 2004 Photos by me

Flash animations, get em while they’re hot..

The Greatest Story Never Told.

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