April 2004

Cryptograms are us!

The Rule Of Four.

I assume going by the url that it’s in promotion of a book, but I’m not sure.

The indignities of age

Woke last night to a quiet murmuring. We live in the courtyard of an apartment, so thats not too amazing. But the sound continued for a while before I realized it was in our room.

Turns out, Jake Catt was snoring away.

Poor Jody, both the men in her life drool and snore on occasion. But they look so peaceful asleep.

Jake asleep
Jake asleep

More on growing old later.

Oh, how tight bush’s anal sphincter is….

Here’s an interesting story on how close the US governement is trying to keep the deaths of its soldiers out of the public mind. In this case, a woman is fired from her job because she took a picture of the coffins (covered in drapes) being loaded into a cargo plane.

For some more insight and feelings from photographers on this issue, take a gander here.

My favourite quote from the discussion: “Every American should bear the burden of war, if not physically at least mentally.”

He is NOT dead…

…He lives on through the Force.

Seriously, though, how did we miss this one?

Yoda, the oldest known dwarf mouse ever, has died.

And the topper is that he was sleeping with Princess Leia!

Pure Serendipity….

I present to you….”The Jargon Dictionary“!

Two weeks too late for me

Maybe I could have gotten excited about this little bit of new a couple of weeks ago, but “The Hockey Theme” (aka the Hockey Night in Canada music) is now available for download on Puretracks.com

Toronto Star article

I’ll have to remember to look for that track in a few months. (sigh)

Chronicle of an ‘Asian Beard’, part 2

Well, we didn’t last so long in SCHLUBB 2004. (Sigh).

So, without further ado, I present my most recent photos.


Pre-shave (notice that I’m wearing my wife’s clothing!)


Yeah, I think I do look better, but I don’t feel better.

How exactly do you define “virgin”, is it without alcohol?

Well, now that I’ve become obsolete and am no longer required for procreation, I think it’s time to just sit back and watch porn.. and if I get one of these I won’t even have to get up off the couch.

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