2D’s last day
Nooo…not on earth (as some of you may have hoped for), but the last day at my job at Oce.
WHOOT!
I now join the ranks of snowboarding ‘professionals’ living off the phat of the land, coming around to your places for free dinners, ‘forgetting’ his wallet at home when we go to the bar, living the life of noon wake-ups, EI cheques, daytime talk shows, playing PS2 till 3am, and the likes of that.
Hummm….hope the money lasts a while. Does anyone know if humans can live off of grass and tree bark…?
“Welcome to the jungle,
We’ve got fun ‘n’ games.
We got everything you want,
Honey, we know the names.”
6 comments Thursday 29 Jan 2004 | Slanty2D | SlantyNet - General
Nudge up to the public teat and suck hard. Maybe you should take advantage of the free job retraining?
You go on welfare and I will personally hunt you down and kill you.
Nothing personal.
Just saying
rock on!
Don’t hunt him down, just report him for fraud. heh heh.
Fraud? What fraud? EI ain’t no fraud, that’s what it’s there for!
But welfare…that WOULD be impressive! SlantyOJ looked into that a while ago, I should go chat it up with him…
I hope you celebrated your first day as a snowboard pro at whistler today. 17 inches of fresh. Today was one of the best days of my life.