Uh-oh! I’m out of beer! And its cold out! Whats up with that?

Update: More booze at Darbys (thank the buddha), ditto the cheap appies. Who knows what the Buddha was filled with this week? He was red.

Sung to Discs of Hazzard – to “The Gambler”


The discs they were flying,
The people they were sliding,
The rain was a-falling’
All the game through

Well they sure like eatin’ salads
And they’re quick at writing ballads
But if they played us any tighter
We’d be tasting poo.

Chorus:
You got to know when to stroke ‘em,
Know when to grope ‘em,
Know when to lick away,
Know when to cum

You never shave your anus,
(Even though it sounds heinous),
They’ll be time enough for shaving
When the salad’s done
(Repeat chorus)


Sung to Crack Filler – to “A few of my favorite things”

Layouts on grasses
And long end-zone passes
You guys are slicker
Than KY on asses

Dildos in packages,
Tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things

When the disc flies
When the hand strikes
When I’m feeling sad

I simply bend over
And call you guys over
And then I don’t feel so bad…