06.05.2003 – Fastest turn-around for ulty songs ever

I blame the booze and cheap appys at Darby Dawes pub.

Sung to Killer Bees – to “Spiderman” (cartoon theme)


Killer Bees, Killer Bees,
Got us down, on our knees
Going down, on your cup
Till you fill, our mouths right up
Blowing the Killer Bees

In the heat of the night,
We won’t put up a fight
Strap us down, strap us tight
Shave our pubes, left to right
(Back to first verse)

Sung to Whosville’s Heros – to “Last train to Clarksville”


The last game to Clarksville
And we really sucked your teabag.
We took your dirty sanchez and stroked you all night long
Yeah, all night long
Yeah, all night long
Yeah, all night long
And I don’t know if I’ll ever shit again

Yeah our team is awaiting
More deep penetrating
We’ll do some more fellating
Just get it over with
Why won’t you come?
Why won’t you come?
I guess its cause I’ve got infected gums