A butterfly sneezes… (AKA Fools in love, redux)
As I said before: A butterfly sneezes and a hurricane can ensue. The smallest of actions can have the most profound effects.
Somewhat less small actions can also have profound effects.
Kelley Marie Ferguson was on a cruise with her family, lonely and far away from her boyfriend.
In her loneliness, she took to writing notes.
Unfortunately, she wasn’t writing the “I love you” sort of notes. In an effort to get the ship to dock early, she was writing anonymous notes that said “Everybody aboard this cruise ship is going to die…”
Needless to say, charges are pending. Aren’t fools in love beautiful?
Tuesday 29 Apr 2003 | 24601 | SlantyNet - General
Time for a tasteless joke:
U.S. Military Pulls Out of Saudi in Realignment.
Is it me, or shouldn’t it be US pulls out of Saudi Arabia? Isn’t a Saudi a single person from Saudi Arabia? Maybe I’m wrong, but if I’m not, I’d be damn happy if I was that particular Saudi.
I wish someone loved me enough to do crazy, scary shit like threaten the lives of hundreds of strangers.
Imagine dealing with the breakup aftermath.
I would never break up with someone who loved me that much, that psychotically, unless she started to get fat.
What if she becomes a scientologist ?
OK, that would do it too.