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Not much to report on my end either. The only thing of interest I could find it this game.

This looks like it would have been fun, but we’re a few days too late to play..

Sorry all, maybe there’ll be more tomorrow

Update: actually, I just stumbled across this story. There isn’t a single thing that’s right about that story. Not one thing. What the hell is a Lobstergram?

It’s so slow, I’m actually sitting here staring at the plants on my desk. Oh yeah, that’s what I was going to do…I was going to calculate how many pennies it would take to fill up a 10′x10′x8′ room. I did it once, I was trying to figure which was worth more; a house, or the amount of pennies it would take to fill all the rooms of the house. I’m very sure that it was the pennies, but I’m going to do some calculations now to prove that.

But besides that hopla, here’s some SlantyWars goodness for your Thursday morning pleasure.

Note the extravagant use of colour. I’m really trying to expand my colour base to use all 16 colours in MS Paint.

“Living easy, living free,
Season ticket on a one-way ride.
Asking nothing, leave me be,
Taking everything in my stride.”

Back in the day Skid Row whooped some serious ass. Well…serious 80’s ass at least…as it were, it’s all relative.

It’s good to see that their lead singer Sebastian Bach is still around and kickin’. He’s even taken on a new form…as JEBUS!!!

Man…that’s about one of the last things I would have expected. Well. Ok. If one morning I woke up and I was Jebus, I would be a little more surprised.

But not by much.

More good times = click on “Bachography”. Not only do you get a massive list of what Mr Bach has done, you get to rock out with da tunes.

“They call us problem child,
We spend our lives on trial,
We walk an endless mile,
We are the youth gone wild!”

I am staring into space, aimless, wanting something to do.


Maybe I am ready to think again…

….but I didn’t see this version of the Two Towers…

Seems that the Asians are flooding the europe DVD bootleg market with crappy translations. Original link from MeFi.

Thought I’d do a google search for SlantyOz to see the last post I did, it showed a few results, then put this at the bottom! Talk about insult!!!

“Did you mean to search for: slantyod”

Thank Jebus!

I still think they put crack cocaine in those McDonalds fries…they are just so damn addictive!

“Don’t want no Captain Crunch,
Don’t want no Raisin Bran.
Well don’t you know that other kids
are starving in Japan.
So, eat it!
Just eat it!”

Before they get used as ammo!

Seems like those crazy Germans are up to it again, a recent craze among German teens is “Kartoffelkanone”, or really big-ass potato guns (AKA spud guns).

They sound a little worrisome