Here’s today’s SlantyWars for this very nice Halloween. I say nice cause it looks like it’s NOT going to rain tonight. It ALWAYS rains on Halloween! Guess global warming may have some good points after all…

…and speaking of good points, check out this procedure. Throught the belly button! I’d never even heard of an ‘endobam’ procedure before. Here’s a guy that does it down in the States….but be forwarned, there are before and after pictures there. That’s just crazy…what will they think of next?

Well I’ll TELL you what they thought of next! Say you’ve “shaken your mortal coil”, and someones trying to decide what to do with your body. Well now they can burn it, then crush it, and make your carbon remains into a diamond. And at only $2k a pop for the cheapy diamonds, that’s quite a deal!

“Men grow cold as girls grow old.
And we all lose our charms in the end,
But square-cut or pear-shaped,
These rocks don’t lose their shape.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”