I’m so looking forward to this long weekend it’s STUPID!

Come Monday you may or may not get another SlantyWars depending on how oiled I get Sunday night. But here’s today’s SlantyWars piece de resistance to jumpstart your next few days. Savor it cause my plans are to get very lubed this weekend, so the chances of a strip hitting the .net Monday are slimmer then me wearing pants at a sorority party.

“Boom! Here comes the Boom!
Ready or not, here comes the boys from the South
Boom! Here comes the Boom!
How you like me now?”