You can get your mind out of the gutter, methinks. This is a collection of SlantyNet’s signature recipes, named in honor of “The Naked Chef”, Jamie Oliver (who, by the way, is a great cook but has a piss-poor website).
Worst recipe ever: submitted by SlantyOJ

Ingredients:

1 Can Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup mix
Potters long island ice tea mix (enough for 1 soup can full)
Directions:
Follow instructions on soup can but replace water and milk with long island ice tea mix. Enjoy.

Worst recipe ever (take 2): submitted by SlantyOD

Ingredients:

1 bottle beer
Directions:
Open beer and consume half.
Leave remains of beer under over hang for 8-12 months or until stench permeates every corner of the house. Leave behind bush for best
effect.

Recipe for EFANT: Explains Flashbacks And Nervous Tics, submitted by SlantyOJ

Ingredients:

1 Glass of milk
Miscellaneous scraps of food
Directions:
Place milk in plastic cup, add scraps of food, place behind microwave,
rot to taste. Add water, drink. Best served when really hammered and doing a house hold ‘olympics’.

Slanty Potpourri: submitted by SlantyOD

Ingredients:

4 L Milk
Directions:
Pour milk onto floor of Volkswagon.
Allow to sit in sun until desired smell attained.

Seafood A La Slanty: submitted by 24601

Ingredients:

Lightly salted water
Crabs, live
Directions:
Place crabs in salted water
Serve during a Slanty “Olympics”
Suggested serving presentation can be found here, here and here.
Slanty Sangaria: submitted by Angel

Ingredients:
Red wine
Club soda or pop
Rum
Fresh fruit

Directions:
Mix ingredients and consume half
Leave remaining fruit and liquid, allowing to grow mold
Drink half on a dare, repeat. Gets better with time due to continuous self-fermentation.