Extreme elvis… Do not
Do not:
-Open this at work.
-Open if you are easily offended.
Hell, just don’t open it.
But if you want to read an out there account by Joe Rogan (fear factor) about an extreme Elvis show, click and be happy.
P.S.
I find extreme Elvis less offensive then George Bush. In fact, it should be it’s own quantifier:
“Is 2D without pants more or less offensive then extreme Elvis?”
Hmmm, come to think of it:
-Slanty2D likes to take his pants off
-Slanty2D has done Elvis impersonations
Is Slanty2D extreme Elvis? Are there any other similarities? Can Kim keep her beer off her nipples? Can SlantyOD handle having four kids? And will I ever, EVER, learn to skate?
12 comments Monday 26 Aug 2002 | Wolf | SlantyNet - General
I bet ‘no’ on the last one…
I guarantee no on the second to last one.
–SlantyOD
Yah…I agree. There will be over 5 kids, so having four kids is a moot point.
“And one day SlantyOD will awake from his day dream to these terrifying words: ‘Hey dad, can I have the keys to the car?’”
I just got home and clicked the link. I gotta repeat. Don’t click the damn link at work. Jebus H Christ.
I was almost going to post it as an official “elephant post.” However, there wasn’t enough trunk involved.
Good god that’s fucked up on so many levels, but still one of the greating things I’ve read in a long time…
Hilarious… wished I had read it at work. I could have done with a laugh there.
Having had the how many kids are you going to have with kate, she said at least four and she was serious.
I’m serious when I point my finger and laugh at SlantyOD.
HA HA!
…and I’m also going to laugh at OJ and Bard. Do you guys even speak english?
“one of the greating things I’ve read” – OJ
“Having had the how many kids are you going to have with kate” – Bard
Jebus people, my english suck it does, but that is just getting silly!
The new and improved Slanty.net – more accessible to the English challenged than ever.
Me fail Engrish? That’s unpossible.