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It’s actually a house warming, several months after we moved in.
When? Saturday, June 1, 8PM
Where? 308 - 988 W. 16th Avenue, buzzer 308.
Contact? 604-831-5205. I’ll have it on vibrate all night to enhance my partying experience.

We have 2 cats and some half eaten plants (some were mildly toxic to cats apparently and causes them to throw up), so if you’re allergic, bring your favorite anti-allergen.

This is going to be the GREATEST game of all-time.

And in other news, I’m a baby girl???

Take the quiz here!

100 meter dash. My best time was 11.4 seconds.

From the weird/sketchy files, I bring you New York Defender. Defend New York from a plethora of hijacked planes. It would be a fun game but there’s something very distinctly creepy about playing it… Probably cause it’s french…

But I guess I’m not.

I’d like to think “Extreme Programming” involved, at the very least, having a beer in your hand. But this article on Salon doesn’t make any reference to alcohol.

I’d like to think that Slanty plays “Extreme Croquet”. (We play croquet for hours and hours in the summer, G&T in one hand, mallet in the other, out the backyard and down the alley is legal). But, no mention of G&T is made on this extreme croquet site (extremecroquet.org). Mind you, they definitely seem to talk our language at this other extreme croquet site (extremecroquet.com).

You scoff? You sneer? Croquet doesn’t belong as an Extreme sport?

Don’t trashtalk our croquet unless you like the idea of being attacked by drunken immature men with mallets.

Even more dangerous if we get those extreme croquet mallets.

Update: Looks like I need to update my RAM. OJ already posted about all this eXtreme stuff here. I swear, I just saw the article about the croquet brawl, and I did a Google search, and extreme croquet popped up….

Need your eyes checked?

…the fake Slim Shady…

…My album made number two last week…

And that was before it was released.

In preparation for the World Cup I bring you the World Cup. Be careful tho, it’s dangerously addictive…

Also, more hope that some day Elvis will once again waddle the earth.

for a town that’s supposed to be blue collar, worcester sure is shitty at doing blue collar work. tune in to my webcam and watch these dumbasses try to build a 2nd driveway for our house by laying down cement on top of GRASS. holy freaking fuck.