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found this on fark:

Durn tootin’ fool ran off and didn’t leave us our pucks! How we gonna get the good ‘ol boys out to play some stick if we don’t have any pucks!

SLANTYOD, WE NEED OUR PUCKS!!!

We’re gonna have to start workin’ on our B&E skills soon….last time OD tried to break into a house using a hockey stick he ended up buying a new window. But I think that’s a viable alternative if that’s the only option to get to our pucks…..

Swiss Army has developed pocket knives with styling stylii (?sp) to use with your PDAs. An example can be found here.

Maybe we should send 2D there.. Town welcomes first baby since 1957.

For a second I thought this might be about SlantyK, then I realized he was drinking Coke not Pepsi.

In other news, if anyone in Ireland reads this could you please tell SlantyOD that we need the hockey pucks!!

Dali elephantine goodness.

so the plan is to close hospitals to improve health care. prudent, fiscally-necessary public policy or neoliberal assmonkey bullshit? discuss.

Thank goodness someone in Vancouver is preaching the dangers of glass dildos.

I haven’t had a cup of coffee since the middle of January. I don’t know why, it was just something I decided to do. But this morning I’ve got to have a cup of steaming hot strained beans. Gottsa have it.

So join me now as I take my first sip in months.

Oh…so taaaasty. Why have I forsaken you for so long! Another sip…ahhhhhh…..yeah, that’s the sweet stuff. Another….oh yeah….Spidey senses tingling. Feeling the beans course through my veins. Oh baby, I’ll never leave you again!

“Jump back, what’s that sound?

Here she comes, full blast and top down.
Hot shoe, burnin’ down the avenue.
Model citizen zero discipline
Don’t you know she’s coming home with me?
You’l lose her in the turn.
I’ll get her!
Panama, Panama!”