March 2002

?little known WC3 fact:

As per previous bli$$ard titles, you can get units to follow another unit using the right-click. You can make a chain of units following in a line by always right-clicking the unit ahead of them. If you want to have fun you can tell the first unit in the conga line to follow the unit at the rear of the line, making them travel in circles. You can get units to travel in circles around objects such as buildings, lakes, and high ground. Although this may not hurt the enemy directly, they certainly may die of laughter.

faqtoid shamelessly pilfered of course from someone else.

More WC3

Well, as most of you know 2D and I got our hands on WC3 beta and quickly discovered that it didn’t have full multiplayer or playing against the computer. Today I figured out how to play on battlenet against others (very sweet) only to have my newbie ass kicked in by beta experts posing as newbies. So I went out and found out that there are several AI scripts designed with custom maps to play against a computer so I can tune my WC3 skills to go back and pulverize those posers.

Ich habba eina catzen!

Here’s a sweet shoot em up game. My favourite thing about it is the crazy guy yelling at you in Danish.

Unless it has Turbo-Boost, I’m not buying.

If we’re lucky, this blob will coalesce into a human type creature to fight crime. If we’re unlucky it’ll be more of a consume your entire body sort of thing.

Here’s a damn funny power-point presentation on the evils of late-night hotel clerks.

YEAH!!!…..NO!!!…..YEAH!!!

Yesterday was full of such highs and lows it was just complete and utter ubber madness!!!

I started out by making plans to head to the liquor store to pick up some supplies for the weekend. (High!) My route took my very near to our dear roller hockey spot we have affectionately dubbed “The Dust Bowl” for the amazing amount of dust that’s in that parking lot. Well, being on the way to the liquor store my spirits were pretty high, I turn the corner to do a little drive through of the Dust Bowl to check out the surface and WHAAAM!!! I stop short because of a large, white, steel GATE blocking my path! (Low….)

Folks, the Dust Bowl is no more. It has been sealed behind an iron curtain erected by The Man in an effort to curtail our Good Times.

Bastards.

But then things got better, for I went to the liquor store, where I met the infragable SlantyK by accident (no, we’re not alcoholics…really….) who bought me a case-o-beer. (High!)

I then proceeded home and managed to get a version of WarCraft III flying on my computer, (High!) so all the cares in the world were forgotten.

But we’ll miss you Dust Bowl….

“This is the end,
Beautiful friend,
This is the end,
My only friend, the end.

Of our elaborate plans, the end,
Of everything that stands, the end,
No safety or surprise, the end,
I’ll never look into your eyes…again.”

Arcraft-Way Hree-Tay!!!

After some l33t hax0r work and some file swapping with SlantyBard, I’m now running Dark Elves all over the place and creating acts of random violence on sleeping Creeps….

Yummy!

“One the first day of Chirstmas
Blizzard gave to me,
A brand new SCV!”

Issues we all care about…

Help save the environment, drink more.

Message in a beer bottle.

We may share the apples, but the grubs are mine, all mine!!

Might be time to find new friends there buddy.

Here’s an online version of Tic-Tac-Toe for those of you who are really really bored at work.

Good think I’m going to Ireland in a few weeks, turns out it might be my last chance.

With an orange and a multi-vitamin this guy would have been nutritionally sound if he had been drinking Guinness.

Party out in South Surrey!

Just follow the T-top muscle cars and Styx music and you’ll find the place!

“Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo

Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto

For doing the jobs that nobody wants to

And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto

For helping me escape just when I needed to”

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