Things I learned last night :

- Always pick up your phone if you’re sitting at home, even if you’re going toe-to-toe with a horde of Nazis in Medal Of Honor. SlantyME and Pete made it worth my while.

- On weekday nights, SlantyOJ goes to bed at 9:20pm, and SlantyByProxy gets the computer to play video games on for the rest of the night.

- The Club Paradise is not a classy place, but it’s got Foxy Boxing, so it was pretty fine in my books.

- When women come up to you in such an establishment, they either want to sell you something (beer, massage, shooter, calander, lapdance), or they want to chat to you because you work at Electronic Arts. Apparently it’s not only guys that think it’s cool that you work in a video game company, but strippers too. I’ve really got to switch fields.

- Shooters are best served between a woman’s breasts. At least from the size of the grin on the guy sitting next to me I would gather that to be a fact.

- Foxy Boxing can give way to Foxy Wrestling if the girls decide they would rather do that. I’m certainly not one to argue with that, but I wish they would just pick a time and stick with it. “Foooooxy Boooooxing will be on at 11:00 tonight!” (two minutes later) “Foooooxy Booooooxing will be on at 12:00 tonight!!!” (five minutes later) “The girls have want wrestling, so Foooooxy Wrestling will be on at 12:00 tonight!!!”

- Last but not least, when you see 15 or so police people standing around in a parking lot looking at maps with flashlights, don’t look too long at them, they tend to yell back and ask if you need help with anything and give you angry glares.

Things I learned today :

Uh…I got a raise today and…uh…I’m very happy, and I now sympathize with the teachers on strike here trying to get a raise. Raises RULE!!!

“Girls, Girls. Girls
Body Shop. Marble Arch
Girls, Girls, Girls
Tropicana’s where I lost my heart”