Life 101
Things I learned last night :
- Always pick up your phone if you’re sitting at home, even if you’re going toe-to-toe with a horde of Nazis in Medal Of Honor. SlantyME and Pete made it worth my while.
- On weekday nights, SlantyOJ goes to bed at 9:20pm, and SlantyByProxy gets the computer to play video games on for the rest of the night.
- The Club Paradise is not a classy place, but it’s got Foxy Boxing, so it was pretty fine in my books.
- When women come up to you in such an establishment, they either want to sell you something (beer, massage, shooter, calander, lapdance), or they want to chat to you because you work at Electronic Arts. Apparently it’s not only guys that think it’s cool that you work in a video game company, but strippers too. I’ve really got to switch fields.
- Shooters are best served between a woman’s breasts. At least from the size of the grin on the guy sitting next to me I would gather that to be a fact.
- Foxy Boxing can give way to Foxy Wrestling if the girls decide they would rather do that. I’m certainly not one to argue with that, but I wish they would just pick a time and stick with it. “Foooooxy Boooooxing will be on at 11:00 tonight!” (two minutes later) “Foooooxy Booooooxing will be on at 12:00 tonight!!!” (five minutes later) “The girls have want wrestling, so Foooooxy Wrestling will be on at 12:00 tonight!!!”
- Last but not least, when you see 15 or so police people standing around in a parking lot looking at maps with flashlights, don’t look too long at them, they tend to yell back and ask if you need help with anything and give you angry glares.
Things I learned today :
Uh…I got a raise today and…uh…I’m very happy, and I now sympathize with the teachers on strike here trying to get a raise. Raises RULE!!!
“Girls, Girls. Girls
Body Shop. Marble Arch
Girls, Girls, Girls
Tropicana’s where I lost my heart”
28 comments Friday 08 Feb 2002 | Slanty2D | SlantyNet - General
“Have you heard the news….in the, Soho Tribune?”
-Yes, fun night by all. And the other thing that you forgot to mention is that you can also run into REAL women boxers who were taken to the place by a friend (he said that there were women boxers there to her) and then he buggered off to get a sensual massage for a while while she had to watch strippers. She’s from Prince George, so I guess there are a few women up there who know how to throw a good left hook.
Needless to say, she didn’t do the Foxy Boxing.
As for what happened today, it started off crappy. I was coming out of my bathroom early in the morning (having to wake up at 8:00 on weekdays is a bitch sometimes) and cracked my head on the door frame…this hurt a lot (the ceilings in my bathroom are MAYBE 6′ high and I’m well over that) and then I stood up in pain and banged my head on the ceiling…After a few explitives were uttered, I looked up and there was a hole in the drywall of the ceiling (which was suspiciously fist-shaped – don’t know how that could happen). Great. So tomorrow, I get to patch a hole in my ceiling. Maybe 2D has some tips to repair holes since he does so much home repair at his place.
SlantyME: Thanks for the call. Fucker.
I DID CALL YOU!!! But as usual, you weren’t at home. I also called OD (wasn’t allowed out…hahaha just kidding), Bard (wasn’t home) and OJ (was in bed).
I called you first because I knew that you would be into it. But I guess you were out dancing, flower arranging or hemming your skirt to come out! :-p
I also phoned you to see if you wanted to go for the steak/shrimp dinner at Marks, but once again, you were out/about.
That’s true, but if you ever knock a bedroom door out of its frame you should come to me.
I won’t know how to fix it, but I can sympathize.
Did you try the cell?
I don’t know your cell number.
LAME!
you didn’t call me either, you bastard. see if i invite you the next time i cruise on over to the east st. louis strip clubs.
No one knows your cell number Wolf….speaking of you, are you going to dinner on Monday?
Yup, on for dinner for Monday. However, I have to coach water polo at 10:00pm, so I will have to cut out early.
And I have this to say: Three hour DINNER? WTF? You would think that Chinese people would bigger if they sat down to three to four hour dinners every year. I am barely going to be able to move in the water.
And so much for me trying keep under 240 pounds. I figure after three hours of eating I will be at least 250.
Oh, and the cell is 307-wolf
And next time I am in St.Louis, I will make sure to give Jakze to go cruize the strip clubs.
Ciao
Hey Jakze, want to go to the strip bar when you are in Vancouver? Maybe Foxy Boxing will actually be on then…we can get everyone to go!
Is she coming to consumate the possible marriage between her and SlantK? He’ll be so excited he may actually be able to stay awake!!!
But guess he’ll have to buy that scooter damn fast…
Oh, and Wolf, bring your cheque book please…
Chatted up by a stripper for working with video games?????
My liking for my job increased significantly last night.
She initially came up to us to see if we wanted a ‘private dance’ but after we politely turned her down, she stayed and talked because she really liked that I worked at EA, that Pete was doing research at the hospital and Dan worked for a Help Desk at a computer place. How to impress women: work.
How to impress strippers: Work at a video game company.
How to impress strippers: $MONEY$
sorry guys, you three are out
How to impress Kat: obviously money, money, money, money and to be an asian cowboy.
That and not minding being whipped now and then…
:-p
Money Money Money
Must be funny
In a rich man’s world….
(ABBA)
yep money
something teachers never see…. sigh.
You could always strip…they make money.
Ooops…that was me. I’m at Kat’s and we’re having a text sparring match.
HA! Spar this baby!!! FUCK YOU!!!
WHAT THE??? SlantyME are you pretending to spar with me now??? I didn’t write the last comment, although I suppose I would have liked to
oooh…An Asian cowboy, huh? Where’d I put my chaps…
So will this be bunny soon?
I learned that 5 of 23 players on Team USA (hockey) are native Michiganders like me. Only 2 native Canadians this year! We’re WEANING!
OJ forgot to change the name under comments. I don’t even know how to link another site!
Gee, and here I thought you were becoming all l33t there Byproxy?