Bad ape den?
Here is a Mad Ape Den I wrote up for the movie ‘Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon‘. I wrote it a while ago and am just getting around to posting it now.. it could probably use some spicing up and fixes .. additions etc. are welcome in the comments section.
Eventually I get around to putting it in our Mad Ape Den section.
“Sit Cat, no see big bat”
Li Mu Bai is a man, Li and his rod are one, but he do not use his rod now.He ask his gal, Yu Shu, to lug his rod to an old man, Sir Te.
Yu is met by a wee gal, Jen Yu, who has to wed a man her mom and dad got for her. Her dad, Mr. Yu run the city.
A gal rob Sir Te of Li’s rod. Yu and gal who rob, hit and bat, it is one on one for the rod, but a man who Yu can not see use a pin gun at her and she can not get the rod.
The gal who rob Sir Te, is Jen Yu! She is a bad gal, her aid is the fox. The fox get Jen to hit at age ten, Jen is now rad, she can out hit the fox.
Now we see Lo. Jen and Lo had a lot of sex in a dry hut, Lo ask Jen not to wed.
Li’s gal, Yu, is sly she ask Jen to put the rod in Sir Te’s hut. As she put the rod in Sir Te’s hut Li see her and ask to aid her at rod use.
Jen is mad, so she run off. She set out to be a big bad guy. She hit and use rod to rap men, she cut the tip off the rod of men she hit, she is rad.
Li Mu Bai and Yu see Jen and ask her to end her bad guy act. She say “No Way” and use rod to hit Yu. As Jen fly off Li fly at her and on top of big fir Jen and Li hit and fly, and hit and fly. Li is a pro so he win. Li beg Jen to let him aid her at rod use, but Jen say no.
In the end Li lob his rod in H20. Jen go in H2O for rod but as she got it the Fox get her and put her in bed by the use of pot.
Li go to get Jen but Fox set a gun to lob pin at Li. Li jab the Fox but he is cut by a pin.
Jen can get a tea so Li not die but she is not apt. So Li die.
Jen go to see Lo. She is sad for Li and she try to pay for her bad. She do a big hop off the top of a big alp.
Did she hit mud or did she do as Lo say and not die? It is up to you.
2 comments Wednesday 31 Jan 2001 | SlantyOJ | SlantyNet - General
This was sent to us a while back in response to: What is the history behind Mad Ape Den?
Mark Early writes:
I once asked Bug about this and got the response that he was hanging out with Jason Toon, Duane Perry(who does not post at geeklife) and several others. Duane had to leave because he had a paper due for class. Dave was like "Have fun doing the paper becuase we’re going to have fun hanging out."
Duane couldn’t be persuaded because the paper had to be so many words long. Dave told him to just use a bunch of little words. Hence, the concept of Mad Ape Den was born. I’m not sure where the name comes from or when it became the fad it did, but I’ve passed on the little I know of it. Well good luck finding more information. And sorry I couldn’t give this to you in Mad Ape style.
As a secondary comment, I think that we’re looking forward to more mainstream Chinese movies so we can use the character’s full names in the Mad ape den.