Mad ape den is fun. In mad ape, you say wha you say in 1 or 2 or 3. 4 no rad, is bad.

Translation: Mad Ape den is fun. In Mad Ape, you say what you want in words of three letters or less. Four letters is no good.

Inspired by the wonderful folks at GeekLife we have decided to post articles written in ‘mad ape den’ style. The history of mad ape has eluded us but we have a crack team of 4 teenagers and their dog scouring the world in their van (“the Mystery Machine”) to find out more. (Actually, we were sent an answer to this question, but it somehow got lost at the bottom of a bottle of gin.) Articles written in ‘mad ape den’ style use words of 3 letters or less, no abbreviations, mis-spellings or shorthand should be used. However, we have taken a few liberties on occasion, please forgive us.

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