To get rad gal, you say: “Hi, I’m Dan”
She say: “Hey.”
You say: “You are the gal for me. I had a lot of gin. Can I sit? I see you in
rad top, it is not bad. You got big tit”
She say: “You not all bad, go to bed now? Get ‘man’ in my ‘cat’, my box is hot
for you”

You say: “I not got an apt. We go to see my mom and dad.”
She say “I not go, too bad for you”.
She hit you. You cry.
She say “I am bad. I get you sad. I do you now to get you to not cry.”

We all say “Dan you are the man!”